Would You Wear $225 Panties?

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By @emilyontheradio

While Lizzo’s feeling fussy in her Balenci-ussies, I’ll be just fine in my discount Fruit of the Loom. Actually, there’s a chance she wasn’t referring to the new high-waisted briefs sold by Balenciaga right now. These things run $225 PER PAIR. According to NY Post, they aren’t even machine-washable! Dry clean only!

Do they look comfortable? Sure… But what happens when you inevitably discharge or bleed in them? THEN WHAT? If I want my underwear to read “Balenciaga,” I will write it on them in permanent marker and call it a day.