Coldplay’s New Album Tracklist Is Impossible To Read

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By @emilyontheradio

What is Coldplay doing? Other than putting out a new album and announcing a tour… Who named their songs with emojis? It’s only five of the tracks, but it’s just enough to make me write a whole blog about it.

The problems I have with this is that (1) Apple and Android have different versions of emojis, (2) sometimes they don’t even show up on a google search, and (3) I don’t know how you discuss them aloud in real life.

Bless for simplifying they’re names:

Am I just on one today or is this also annoying for you?