Remember that time when Ted Cruz flew to Cancun during a winter storm disaster in Texas? Of course you do. And so does a Dallas party store… because they’ve made him into a piñata.
the party store I live near has made a ted cruz piñata pic.twitter.com/oKZkiPeK8g
— mallorie sullivan 🌟 (@malloriesullivn) February 23, 2021
Because no one wants the real Ted Cruz at their party…
According to NBC DFW,
“each piñata is handmade and takes three to five days to complete. The Cruz 3-and-a-half-feet-tall piñata costs $100 and has to be pre-ordered, followed by an approximate 2-week wait.”
You can buy one from ABC Party HQ.