Now You Can Buy A Ted Cruz Piñata

ted cruz at the airport
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By @emilyontheradio

Remember that time when Ted Cruz flew to Cancun during a winter storm disaster in Texas? Of course you do. And so does a Dallas party store… because they’ve made him into a piñata.

Because no one wants the real Ted Cruz at their party…

According to NBC DFW,

“each piñata is handmade and takes three to five days to complete. The Cruz 3-and-a-half-feet-tall piñata costs $100 and has to be pre-ordered, followed by an approximate 2-week wait.”

You can buy one from ABC Party HQ.