Kanye West Lays Out Presidential Platform

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Kanye recently sat down for an interview with Forbes and revealed A LOT. He said is taking this presidential announcement seriously. Some of the things he revealed are:

Just two advisors:  ELON MUSK and his wife KIM KARDASHIAN.  He has a running mate in mind:  A Wyoming preacher named Michelle Tidball, and his slogan is “YES!”.  In all caps, of course

He unofficially started a new party, called the BIRTHDAY PARTY. . . because, quote, “When we win, it’s everybody’s birthday.”

So why did he jump off the TRUMP Train?  Quote, “It looks like one big mess to me.  I don’t like that I caught wind that he hid in the bunker.”  He adds that he’s officially, quote, “taking the red hat off.”

But he says he would be running as a Republican if Trump wasn’t in the picture.

He adds that he wore the MAGA hat to protest, quote, “the segregation of votes in the black community.”  And also because, quote, “I like Trump hotels and the saxophones in the lobby.”  (???)

Kanye also revealed that he had the coronavirus in February . . . but he’s totally against vaccines . . . even one for COVID.

He says, quote, “That’s the mark of the beast.  They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things, to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven.”

And if you dig Superhero movies, you’ll be VERY happy in Kanye’s America, because it’s going to be based on the fictional nation of Wakanda from “Black Panther”(???)